Do they buy shoes and handbags or will they just steal mine?

Apparently the weevils have expensive taste.

I just went through all our board games to get rid of all the squirmy bastards and they had managed to infiltrate Scrabble, Battleships, Trivial Pursuit and there was one in Guess Who. Somehow they avoided one, Sorry, which was in between all of these. Sorry was a game that I got for free when I bought Battleship. Does this mean they only go for the expensive cardboard?

Note to self: if ever starving and the most nutritious thing to eat it is cardboard, go for the expensive stuff!